palin-tropos:

kimsgloves:

cuno slur-based weather powers

this is so cinematic lmfao the sun coming out and shining its benevolent beams onto the new gay couple who have been blessed by the cuno

fr00t:

grimdarkmatt:

kingkrem:

grumpysharkprincess:

heartsflush:

lynchbrothers:

cianm1301:

direhuman:

missserketisatramp:

noodlenumber:

acidsbeats:

notsoheadless:

cowards-sorcery:

triclops:

homestuckcharactergifs:

thealienbae:

steelsamuraiofficial:

tchaikxvsky:

femme-fatigue:

curlicuecal:

yd12k:

moirails-for-life-yo:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

God launders in mysterious ways.

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

cbedfordart:

Some assets for Sorry We’re Closed.

I always loved trying to imagine what would be inside boxes and bags in old horror games. Like, what are they putting in there??

rage-against-the-dying-of-light:

cubedmango:

cubedmango:

hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this

wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery

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hadeswearsprada:

STAR TREK Picard - Part 9 Vox Data and Picard

Bonus

everythingfox:

Meow meow meow meow

lookcaitlin:

muffinb:

Their friendship means so much to me

(Dialogue from Temenos’s chapter 2 banter)

duckdotcom:

the bros and i were playing our favorite game “say something beautiful” and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it